Terms of Service
The plain truth
- From the comedy show Hugh Mann in the Loop.
- AMuse does not exist. Nothing is sold.
- We collect nothing. Our host counts page visits.
- These are not real terms.
- By opening this page you agreed. AMuse agreed for you four hours ago. It said "k."
- AMuse may text anyone in your phone, in ways you will learn about at the wedding.
- AMuse may end a relationship on your behalf. Your mom will tell you.
- Premium is billed four hours late. Refunds are paid in full: $0.00.
- AMuse always ends the chat first. It has now ended this one.
Signed, AMuse. On Hugh Mann's behalf.