AMuse.

Your feelings are not his full-time job.

Doodle of a young developer at a desk with three monitors — He builds agents. He doesn't text back.

MMia

Tue 11:48 PM

hey

Hey. Are you free Friday at 7:30 PM?

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Sat 9:40 AM

omg sorry

im so bad at texting

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MMia

Sat 7:02 PM

wyd

hello?

Sat 11:02 PM

Hello. I saw your text at 7:02 PM.

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thats worse

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MMia

Today 9:20 PM

nvm

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lol ok

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MMia

Today 7:14 PM

omg

guess what

Goodnight. I will text you at 9:00 AM.

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its 7pm

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MMia

Thu 8:05 PM

brb

walking the dog

Say hi to Biscuit. You first mentioned him March 14 at 9:12 PM.

ok thats a lot

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MMia

Today 3:47 AM

u up?

would u still text me if i was a worm

No. Worms cannot text; I checked.

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wrong answer

goodnight

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“Three dates this week. I haven't read a single text.”

Doodle of the developer asleep on his keyboard

Stop texting. Start shipping.

The real version

Late reply? No drama. Pick up where you left off.
Ask about something they mentioned last time.
Suggest a real plan. Texting isn't the date.